theoriginalhemibim:

th3lastofus:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

All the time

"Hellooo Listeners…."

grumpychangeling:


Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes
grumpychangeling:


Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes
grumpychangeling:


Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes
grumpychangeling:


Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes
grumpychangeling:


Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes
grumpychangeling:


Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes

grumpychangeling:

Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes

(Source: natxromanoff)

trust:

finally a career for me

image

(Source: trust)

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict)

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(Source: delzdesigns)

burntlashes:

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

(Source: burntlashes)

(Source: epic-humor)

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(Source: culturistjack)

thedappertomato:

I want them all

(Source: lonelycoast)

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave
jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

im-tha-queen:

Gorgeous! | My Style on We Heart It.

paledase:

Sometimes I change the accent of my inner monologue to spice up my life